Monday, 14 September 2015

Write about writing - in an hour




Writing is a way to
evacuate your brain,
an attempt to corral unruly
thoughts; joy, pain, rage,
into ordered little sentences,
lined up on the page.

Once you start, you just can’t stop,
once you’ve popped the lid on writing,
you’ve just got to purge it,
and hope the stuff
you’re churning out
won’t be up itself, or turgid.

And it can make you insane.
It can drag you, screaming,
by the hair into a dark and dismal alley
known as ‘memory lane’,
where you pick your nervous way
through broken glass, in brackish gloom,
and peer in blackish corners
(where someone’s peed)
looking for a frail, elusive little bloom,
that usually turns out to be a weed.

And it stops you communicating.
When you’re focusing on writing,
It’s not too good for talking
To your family. And they say,
Mum, what’s for tea?
And, Mum, my brother keeps on hitting me,
and standing right in front of the tv.
And, Mum, see that laundry? Is it meant to be
In that puddle, damp and muddy?
And Mum, Leon’s put the cat
In the washing machine.

And twenty minutes later,
You say Hmm? And then, Sorry –
what did you say?
But by then they’ve given up
And gone away.
And you think, that cat
looks whiter-than-white
clean today.

And you hope, at some point,
your words will have a huge, dynamic
and dramatic impact.
And while you strive
for that, writing will distract
you, for a moment at least,
from your drab, mundane, little life.

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

Place: Caravan



I was suffocating, thanks to a combination of the mid-morning August heat of a static caravan, and the viscous atmosphere of marital discord. It wasn’t a surprise to see the breakfast plate fly over my head. Its trajectory was quickly interrupted by the kitchen window, which stood slightly ajar. The impact of plastic on pvc wasn’t a moment of the highest drama, and the plate bounced perkily onto the worktop, leaving its contents erratically framed; momentary modern art for the viewing pleasure of the family next door. The bacon put up little resistance to its fate, succumbing first to gravity, and then, audibly, to the jaws of the dog, but the egg clung on grimly for a moment, resolutely prolonging the tension before slithering with a faint defeated plop to an identical fate.

I wanted to laugh, but we’d learned the hard way that this could inflame a situation. Pretending not to have noticed that anything unusual had happened, I scooted across the upholstery, allowing Dad to negotiate his way out from behind the pull-down table and follow the example of his breakfast in making a swift exit from the caravan. My sister watched; silent, saucer-eyed. Slamming the door wasn’t a very satisfactory way to vent his feelings – it shook the walls, but failed to register the necessary decibels, so he over compensated with an energetic stamp down the three small aluminium steps outside and then revved the car dramatically before roaring off within the ten mile an hour site speed limit.

 ‘Out,’ said Mum, studying the trail of grease on the window. ‘Out, now.’

We went. At least, I thought, nothing breaks in a caravan. No matter how much you might want it to.

Monday, 21 October 2013

While I'm on here, this article about writer's habits is worth a read...

Daily rituals

This week, still focusing on 'Place', we're looking at 'Pink Mist' by Owen Sheers. It is a verse-drama about the experiences of three young soldiers who are sent on tour to Afghanistan. The drama also has its roots in Bristol, and both settings are central to the drama. It was originally recorded for Radio 4, but unfortunately, the programmes aren't available on i-player at the moment. I'll let you know if that changes.

Read this extract. Then read this review from the Guardian and this information from the writer's own webpage.


Pink Mist

I went to hear a reading of the poem at the weekend - in Redcliffe caves - and it was powerful stuff. Strongly recommended. Owen Sheers had some really useful tips on writing in meter as well, which I'll pass on to you next lesson.

What are your thoughts on 'Pink Mist'? Post your comments, please!

Monday, 23 September 2013

Teacher rap battle

We were talking about this in class the other day - here it is!

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Have to write a script? No drama...

Use the writers' room to help you with writing scripts.

This blog by Danny Stack is also a useful resource for the aspiring scriptwriter